Everyone Does It, Some Just Better Than Others

I was going to tell you a poop joke but, it’s really crappy.

If you don’t like talking about poop. You may not like this post. It’s nothing graphic but, it’s about pooping issues.Β 

Yesterday, I was in the middle of a nap when I was woken up by the most gut wrenching cramp. “Damn.” When I get woken up like that, I know what to expect next. I rolled out of bed and walked to the bathroom hunched over. It felt like the cramps were reaching into my soul. I sat on the toilet and just sat…. It felt like I needed to poop. My body wanted me to poop but, I couldn’t. I broke out into a sweat. It was like someone turned my body temperature to hell. I took my shirt off hoping to cool down. Nope. Now I was sitting on the toilet, naked, stomach twisted in knots, drenched in sweat, with a dog staring at me. Continue reading “Everyone Does It, Some Just Better Than Others”